Galapagos

This trip did not start well. I caught a 'ferry' between the islands to get to the good dive sites. Of the two engines on the little boat the one that sounded okay died, leaving one which sounded like a diesel, except it wasnt. There was a fair swell, plenty of blue smoke from the engine, a persistant howl from the engine warning system, someone throwing up. The three hour journey across the open ocean with no land in sight, turned into six.
Spent the first week doing some fun diving from day boats. I was amazingly lucky in diving right on top of a 6m whale shark. Went to Gordon Rocks and saw hammerhead sharks, though they were pretty skittish. This is the mouth of an offshore volcano. I knew something was up when the fish started going backwards up towards the surface. I had to grab hold and walk across the rocks with my hands feet directly above my head. In fact it was very odd, as I tried to navigate a passage on my hands my body was frequently twirled through 180 degrees, up, down, left, right, etc. That bit was not entirely fun as the force of the water was making my mask flood and one of my regulators purge. While all the time watching the fish blast past you in effort to determine where the various currents were going.
Unfortunately I did not have any gloves and after this narrow passage I was confused why my fingers were puffing out black smoke. I forgot at this depth the colour red goes black and the smoke was a bit like when you first put a teabag into hot water and watch the dark stain swirl around the cup.
The sealions were great fun to dive with, much more playfull than British ones. Except once you start they dont want to stop. Having sealions bounce off your head as you are trying to drag yourself against the current is a little annoying.
The second week I took a cruise around the islands on a Catamaran. This was a daily cycle of overeating, snorkling, walking along empty beaches and dramatic volcanic rocks. The wildlife has no fear so I could take loads of close up photos. Occasionally the iguanas would blow snot at you if you got too close. Went snorkling with penguins, how good is that, watch them hunting a shoal of fish, fantastic. Water was cold though, 23 degrees.
Did so many things, walked down through ancient lava tubes hidden uderground, big enough to drive a bus down, went mountain biking down the side of a volcano. Watched dolphins play in the bow wake, stroked a baby seal, watched giant gay tortoise sex. You know the usual everyday stuff.